Monday, September 24, 2012

Response to Editorial #5

Thank you! Someone who realizes that this is for the good of Germany! I appreciate that you believe so strongly in my military, that the Soviets don't stand a chance and that they will be crushed like a paper cup. You are very right in that we will breeze through Russia. I am fond of the kind words about my military. Those are some of the kindest words I have ever heard (besides from Markus Engel) since my younger brother died of illness on February 2, 1900. His death, I suppose, was the reason I became interested in war in the first place. I was so upset that I was rummaging through my father's library when I came upon a Franco-Prussian war book. Anyways, the point is that my brother showed me how to cope with his death by, I believe, telling me to read the book on war. But you can also thank my role model, Anton Drexler, for showing me the non-Jewish version of socialism. As I was saying, thank you for believing in me and my military, and above all, Germany. I'm glad you have heeded my warning.

Oh, by the way, this is a shout-out to Helen Delattere ( I don't care if this is how you spell your last name or not): Watch every step you take, Miss "I spit at Hitler's name", for you may just be blown away-------- into bits all across Europe with people saying, "Whose eyeball is this?" and "Whose intestine is this? Oh right. It's Helen's. She bad-mouthed Hitler and now look. All hail, Hitler!" Watch out.

Goodbye für jetzt, Freunde (Goodbye for now, friends)

~Adolf Hitler