Oh Winston
with all your talks about peace you really shouldn’t be saying words like
filthy. Not very likely to make many friends while throwing words like that
around. As much as I enjoy watching you make a fool of yourself, sadly I must
inform you that Germany is a force to be reckoned with. When Hitler’s forces
control your country, ahhh no that’s right, island, your movements won’t be
tolerated. You shouldn’t let your emotions get in the way. Think about it scientifically,
there’s no ‘good’ or ‘bad’ in nature. There’s
only ‘appropriate’ or ‘inappropriate’ . . . The ‘inappropriate’ elements are simply
kept from reproducing. Although I must congratulate you on the only, as
you said, logical solution; the Japanese were indeed spying on Pearl Harbor.
Once again brilliant job Japan; you’ve got your hands full Winston.
~Josef Mengele