American Operation
Torch has commenced! American troops
are storming up the beachheads of North Africa.
Their objective – Liberate North Africa from Erwin Rommel’s Afrika Korps. Think of trying to invade an ant farm where the ants are elephant-sized and made of steel.
We at the Daily Mirror do not want
to sound negative but frankly, it is our opinion that the United States will
crumble like a Styrofoam tugboat in a Level 5 hurricane. I, for one, am astounded that the United
States could have any confidence that they will beat Rommel at what he’s best
at. He has been given the name “Desert
Fox” after all. While we welcome the
entrance of America fighting Nazi Germany, our forecast is that American
soldiers will be crushed like biscuit crumbs.
They are heading into a contest they cannot possibly win.
We all love an underdog, but our world’s “David” has picked
the wrong “Goliath” to mess with.