Dear American troops and Douglas MacArthur,
I do believe congratulations are in order. you have really proven yourself. it takes some serious balls and sheer determination to push the crazy Japanese back so far. i hope that in a matter of a few months. i'm very happy that you have gained control of Guam and Saipan. i heard that these islands were very tough island to force the Japanese out of. Great job MacArthur you really proved yourself. im betting that controlling the coral sea is a great accomplishments. i'm sorry for all of the brave men lost in these battles to the banzai chargers. don't worry i am developing something to help you even more. not that you'll need it but just for an extra one up. keep it up and god bless the men who served and died for their country.
--Albert Einstein
