Response to Newsblast #4

You people are rude! You think you can just go around hurting peoples' feelings! We are trying to win, but it has been hard. But just because we are not advancing as quickly as I hoped because of weather doesn't mean we aren't advancing. Oh, who am I kidding? This is terrible! You hit the nail right on the head. We are doing awful. Stupid Jews! And stupid Mother Nature (who was Jewish)! But you can't just mock us. You think you are all that and you can say all you want because you have a fun name? The Daily Mirror. Huh. Well we have a better name, a more powerful name that people will bow down to: Nazis. But of course I am getting off topic. Ah yes. STUPID JEWS! YOU CAUSED ALL THIS! BECAUSE OF YOU AND YOUR MOTHER NATURE MY PEOPLE ARE DYING! I DON'T CARE HOW AWFUL WE ARE BUT YOU SIT AND MOCK US WITH YOUR COATS. How do you do it? I would like to know so we can DESTROY YOU COME NEXT SPRING! 

~Adolf Hitler