Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Tokyo Rose-NOT A Threat

Hello Boneheads, you all may not have noticed, but Japan is quickly becoming what we like to call a Meganation. Our Sphere of influence is growing slowly and steadily. We have completely invaded Manchuria, and intend to do the same until most of Eastern Asia realizes what they're dealing with. All of you sweetiepies are so cute, arguing over Germany. You are all so cute when you're stupid. You seemed to have forgotten about the real threat here! Under Hideiki Tojo, there will be no stopping us! I would advise you all that even though you and your adorable little colonies are becoming stronger and banding together, you have underestimated the might of Japan! America, we know you do not agree with our methods, but we do depend on you for oil, and you are making us quite angry! You may not want to push your luck with us! Thank you all for your time today, and watch your back! :)