Dear Daily Mirror,
I truly do know for a fact that we, nationaly supported, invaded Manchuria becuase we needed oil and many other recources for our country. And what really ticked us off, was when the oh so special United States had to cut our oil supply which happened to make us happy to have invaded Manchuria for more oil and land but very mad that they cut our oil. Which in result, Caused a magnificent bombing to the U.S.
Your comrade,
Razor.
